heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

  •  Okay people, this is your chance.
  •  1. had sex?
  •  2. bought condoms?
  •  3. gotten pregnant?
  •  4. failed a class?
  •  5. kissed a boy?
  •  6. kissed a girl?
  •  7. had a job?
  •  8. left the house without my wallet?
  •  9. bullied someone on the internet?
  •  10. sexted?
  •  11. had sex in public?
  •  12. smoked weed?
  •  13. smoked cigarettes?
  •  14. smoked a cigar?
  •  15. drank alcohol?
  •  16. been to a wedding?
  •  17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
  •  18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
  •  19. been late for school?
  •  20. kissed in the rain?
  •  21. showered with someone else?
  •  22. been outside my home country?
  •  23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
  •  24. had lice?
  •  25. gotten my heart broken?
  •  26. had a credit card?
  •  27. been to a professional sports game?
  •  28. broken a bone?
  •  29. been unhappy about my weight?
  •  30. won a trophy?
  •  31. cut myself?
  •  32. been on a diet?
  •  33. rode in a taxi?
  •  34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
  •  35. been to a concert?
  •  36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
  •  37. had braces?
  •  38. wore make up?
  •  39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
  •  40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
  •  41. Snuck out of the house?
  •  42. had oral sex?
  •  43. dyed my hair?
  •  44. met someone famous?
  •  45. been on vacation?
  •  46. been on a boat?
  •  47. been on an airplane?
  •  48. prank called someone?
  •  49. taken a pregnancy test?
  •  50. been suspended from school?

“My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping.” — Unknown (via velvetcassia)

At first, Chuck Bass was a guy who always played tricks but I liked the character. He brought out a lot of fun in me. The more I understood the character, the more I felt that, oh, here’s a beating heart! It didn’t know how to beat because it had been forgotten. The challenge was for me to act out how he gradually finds the way to his beating heart.” - Ed Westwick

therapsida:

it’s funny how providing accommodations to a disabled student is “unfair to the rest of the class” yet imposing a standard on a disabled student that is based on the capabilities of able-bodied students is fair and impartial, isn’t it funny how that works?

“Unlike Stiles, I am actually innately shy and I am not as quick as he is to be confident in what he has to face. But we’re similiar in the way he feels about his friends and how he is loyal to them… and how he would do anything for them.” - Dylan O’Brien, Fashionisto Magazine